Jokes

Jokes 2017-07-18T14:44:39+00:00

Take a look at some of Tutto & Bene’s Favourite Bear Jokes…

Simply click on the jokes below to get the punch lines. Why not see how many you can memorise and tell your friends.

Why do polar bears have fur coats? 2017-07-18T14:38:11+00:00

Because they would look silly in ski jackets!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? 2017-07-18T14:38:11+00:00

A teddy boar!

What did the teddy bear say after dinner? 2017-07-18T14:38:11+00:00

I’m stuffed.

How do you start a teddy bear race? 2017-07-18T14:38:12+00:00

Ready, teddy, GO!

What do you call a freezing bear? 2017-07-18T14:38:12+00:00

A brrrrrrr.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? 2017-07-18T14:38:12+00:00

A gummy bear!

Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo? 2017-07-18T14:38:12+00:00

Because they’d rather go to the cinema!

What does Tutto eat at parties? 2017-08-02T12:56:57+00:00

Blue bear-y pie!

What do you call bears without ears? 2017-07-18T14:38:12+00:00

B’s

What do you call a wet bear? 2017-07-18T14:38:12+00:00

A drizzly bear!

How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole? 2017-07-18T14:38:12+00:00

With your BEAR hands!